Male character, 1st person POV

I’m going to start putting up sketches again.

Objective: male in contrast with female, sense of personality and life presence, voice, distinctive

The problem I have is that women my age are all morning people. I crawl out of bed like a troglodyte and exist in a palette of uselessness until noon. Women are like, Where’s my good morning text?

Girl, there ain’t nothing good about mornings. Go back to bed!