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Morale is low. Is it the weekend yet?

Hi [OneTrueStudent]

I’m sure you’re busy and wanted to make sure this didn’t get buried.

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Looking forward to connecting soon.

Thanks,

[name I’ve never heard of]
P.S. This is a real email from a real person.
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Golly, that must be a real email from a real person. It says so right in the signature!

I guess I should switch from Matlab to Python. Eh.

The largest component in the drop in inflation is the price of fuel.

Telepathy as a plot device is always about ferreting out deep secrets. There’s always hidden trauma and lost lore.

But seriously, if you read a mind, most of what you’re going get is “I have to poop. I can’t poop here; the bathrooms are filthy. I won’t make it home, though. Could I go to a restaraunt?”

The attractive telepath psychologist avoiding her own issues by reading my mind better be ready for a serious consideration of why I have to poop again when I just pooped! She’s going to be on the phone, making up with her parents in no time.

I’m going to write some fanfic where Vialle is actually three raccoons in a trenchcoat.

Everything I’ve seen about the Ducati Multistrada makes me believe I’d love it, but it’s just so ugly!

All of the burners on my stove have different heat settings. A “3” on the front left produces gentle warmth and in the back right sears pans.

Would someone please give Stef Schrader a job?

Work got intense. I burned all my cushion in TiH.

Christmas Special time!?!?