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Occassionally I get culture shock when dealing with the family. We are so sarcastic that half of what is said is a bold-faced lie, spoken with the understanding that it will not be believed or considered. When I’m around other people, I really try not to do that, but I bet it slips out. When I go home and I’m talking with the fam, there is a biting edge of acerbic criticism that is so natural I don’t even notice it.

I feel sorry for all the girls who get made fun of for going to Target.

You can turn off the voice on Target self-checkout machines. Who wouldn’t want to go to Target?

The secret is to leave the corner carrying as much speed as possible, not just in the least amount of time.

The inflatable raft will be on the pool on my small yacht on my big yacht. The raft will not be in the pool, unless it sinks, nor will the little yacht be in the big yacht unless some dangerous, inadvisable, and probably illegal navigation has taken place.

Motivational posters in the bathroom are super weird.

Like, I don’t need to know that when the going gets tough, the tough get going. The tough are going right now. That’s the point of this room.

Mitsuoka makes shockingly ugly cars, and I love them.

Unrelated, I want to buy a superyacht. Not a Misuoka superyacht. A regular superyacht, but I want a smaller yacht on my big yacht, a pool on the small yacht, and an inflatable raft on the pool on the smaller yacht on the bigger yacht. Someone, help me make this happen.

Years from now when I am rich and powerful, I will commission a custom car. It will be magnificent, made to order, and in complete defiance of all current custom. It will follow the one rule of true luxury.

No beeping.

The secret to good CG is let the audience believe there is no CG.

Good luck, everyone. I’m rooting for you.

Maybe have a job offer. I’m working like a maniac but won’t turn down any help I can get.