The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique would make that song very different.
Fitness Accessories
There’s no real fitbit or fitness-tracker-thingy for something like jiu jitsu. You couldn’t wear it during the session.
FIFA
I see a lot more people talking about Americans suddenly caring about soccer than I see Americans suddenly caring about soccer.
Unity
Don’t be intimidated by the beard. I’m only wearing it to show I stand with Erebor against draconian imperialism.
Elves and prayers.
Atomic Philosophy
With humility, other people matter. Yet we are all other people to other people. So I matter.
Christmas is coming
And I’ve got only one thing on my wish list.
But I want 12 of them.
Dog going back to sniff something she passed the first time
You mercurial wombat.
Atomic Philosophy
People matter.
Tech Support
Dear Old People,
A human wrote that website, and he may be an idiot. Alternatively, she could be a moron. The website might just be garbage.
It might not be you. Website trouble doesn’t automatically mean you’re senile, demented, or too old to breathe. There are people who make these websites, and sometimes they do a bad job.
Love,
Your tech-savy son, nephew, neighbor, or guy you kinda know who comes over to plug things in differently every now and them.
Sunny
My brother’s girlfriend’s dog is a golden retriever, Sunny.
I think she lied on her resume. She barely retrieves. I throw a ball; she runs right past it. I throw a stick; she eats it. There is no retrieving.
We need to double check her references.