Milton

The problem with Paradise Lost is that the devil asks people to eat apples, and we don’t relate to that as a temptation. Your doctor asks you to eat more apples. You say no.

If the serpent showed up and told Eve she’d look amazing in racing leathers forever and Adam about supercharged liter bikes, there would be falls from grace.

Especially if the bike had a 310 rear tire.

Now, I understand. A 310 rear is functionally unnecessary on a sport bike. Don’t do it, right?

You just reenacted Adam’s internal monologue before the fall.