Also Problems

Complain about physics or engineering all you want, but I’d build a deathray if they let me. I keep signing ‘Safe Research’ agreements, and the subtitle is always ‘No Deathrays, MATT!’ I’d build a deathray right now. I’ll get some spandex, go on Atkins, and make people RUE THE DAY. Aktins is probably why mad scientists are so cranky.

Also, there’s no Spiderman movie where villians summon dinosaurs in NYC. Spiderman needs to fight a T-Rex in Time Square. Prefeathers T-Rex. The villians are mad scientists. They can change things up for the aesthetics. The T-Rexes can eat the complainers!

Also also, I think it should be T-Reges.

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