Devious Schemes

I just went out and turned all the plants around. Now they’re growing toward the shade instead of the Sun.

That’ll confuse ’em!

Back in Denver

I’m going to get a pair of Birkenstocks and a tie-dye shirt, and start talking about how it’s the system, man. It’s the system.

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It’s a mistake to focus on where you want the story to go. It’s better to think about what’s going on in the story and tell that as well as possible.

Twilight in Heaven: Chapter 24

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Chapter 24

In the center of dancing green flames, heat shimmers, and little cheery pops, the dragon smiled. I’d sliced a big, gaping notch in its skull, and the bones had some play. The back part flapped open and closed as it moved or talked. Tongues of flame licked the lips of the wound, vile green flames stained with black blood. Its scales glittered piano black, but the flames gave them a dim emerald look. Its eyes were bright as oak leaves and thick with veins. Its scales were hard and sharp. Its talons were long and broad. The dragon was an armored monster, but that wouldn’t matter if I got at its brainpan. For now, it leered at me from among the flames.

My right leg was pretty much boogered, and the soles of my feet were burned. I couldn’t run, but I wasn’t ready to anyway. This dragon and I were having a grudge match, and I carried a lot of grudges.

Meanwhile, it was lying. “Kog, my dear friend, let us come to an agreement. You want to kill Koru. I want to kill Koru. We can agree on this. I will help you kill him and take his daughter.”

I suppose I didn’t know it was lying. It might not mean me harm. Maybe trying to eat me earlier, setting me on fire, and breaking down the building were misunderstandings.

“Kog, stop thinking stupid thoughts,” said the Drowning Breath of Ogden. “It wants to kill you. Murder it first.”

The dragon smiled. “The sword, like a sword, is just looking for a fight.”

I wished they both would shut up.

I was getting my wind back. That takes a little longer than I ever expect. Exhaustion makes cowards of us all, but you never think it will happen to you. It’s not obvious, even from the inside. I felt like I didn’t want to fight the dragon because I’d been smashed, beaten, partially set on fire, and it was a dragon. Those were all good reasons.

But as I breathed, I started thinking, ‘Death on this dragon. I can take it.’

The dragon said, “Let’s talk as friends. I’ll move backwards so you feel safe.”

“Please do,” I replied. I needed the pause to get some air.

Right now Hasso’s courtyard was the area on fire between buildings. Before it had been the loading area, a recursively defined space that was where the buildings weren’t. Two forge halls, a lane in and out, kitchen, finishing hall, and supply yard made a circle in that order, starting with the one forge hall that Hoarfast hadn’t knocked down being behind me. The dragon had perched on the wagon ramps, a couple of broad, flat platforms the height of a wagon bed, each with a wide, shallow ramp down to ground level. The ground smoldered with flames as high as cut grass.

But contrary to my expectations, the dragon did move away after speaking. It shuffled to the narrow lane and retreated until its eyes were flames in the darkness. Between us burned the wide courtyard.

When I went after it, I was going to have to cross that, and go after it head-first.

Ah, death and sickness on it. Another veil of confusion got pulled from my face. I really should not have let the dragon take better position, but I’d expected it to charge. And as the fog started to clear, I realized that I had taken some shots in that fight. I had no idea how foggy I had been.

I shook my head like the dragon couldn’t. Heh. It was time.

All right, sword, I thought. We’re going to kill the dragon.

The sword didn’t say anything, which was probably for the best, but I felt its immense satisfaction.

The dragon spoke. “Now, Kog, mortal man of Koru’s house, they said you died. Astra worked your destruction. Seraphine laughed at you. They are Koru’s women, and he bid your death. When you kill him, you can take them.”

“Sounds unfriendly,” I said.

My feet were badly burned. I looked around for some means to getting over there without running across more fire. The broken forge hall’s ceiling made a pyramid of collapsed roofing, rubble, and stone, but all of it looked jagged and sharp. I took my shirt off, cut it in half, and wrapped both my feet.

“It will be what they deserve. Take them, and make them yours,” said the dragon. “His mansions are tall and filled with treasure.”

“Mansions?” I asked idly. “Are you great and powerful enough to know about the one in Hyperion?”

Koru didn’t have a mansion in Hyperion. He was a god of rats. No one wanted him in their capital city.

The dragon hissed or purred. I couldn’t tell, but it sounded smug enough. “Of course. I know all of the secret ways and the deep tunnels. I know where he burrowed to the shafts of clockwork underneath the city. I know his little pits and hidden chambers.”

“Truly, you are wise,” I agreed. My shirt had laces on the sleeves, and by cutting the shoulders open, I made little foot-bag shoes. It wasn’t good, but it was better than barefoot. “What is your name, grim beast?”

It smiled. Flame rolled out of its mouth. “I am the Fire, the Fear, and the Light.”

I looked down from the broken forge hall. “You gave yourself that name, didn’t you?”

“No. That’s what everyone calls me,” said the dragon.

“Of course.” I tested my feet on the rubble. Pain, I felt and swore, this was going to hurt in the morning. I flipped the sword to my left hand, and held the last remaining bit of shirt, the back panel, in my right.

“I agree with everything,” I said. “Come out of the alley, and we’ll go forth to wreak Koru’s destruction together.”

The dragon declined. “No. You come in here and join me. They will be so surprised to find out you live.”

“There it is,” I said to myself and took one last look at the beast. There was a pathway of rubble across the ruined building. My lungs were full and clear. It was time.

Sickness and death, I thought. Pattern spiders, hear me. I need a little more luck!

They didn’t reply. They usually don’t.

“Obesis!” I screamed, and ran up the ruined building.

The dragon blew flames that washed over the fallen building like waves taking a beach. They made fire-spouts over stubs of roof-beams. They flooded over the forgehall and climbed with a thick, waving plume of rising heat above. I took two steps on the side of a broken bit of wall, leaped up and over the leading edge, and thew the shirt down like spinning a pizza. It hit the hot air and danced.

“Obesis!” I yelled again, landed on the spinning shirt, and rode it down the hot air above the fires into the face of the dragon.

By the time I landed, the shirt was incinerated. But I landed on the dragon’s snout, sword in hand, and sank it into the dead center of the armored dome. The dragon roared and smashed the top of its head into the kitchen wall. I fell off first. Stone and rubble fell around the beast as it thrashed through the kitchen, ripping it apart as plumbing got caught in its legs.

I stood up with only my bare hands, watching the dragon thrash and destroy madly, seeming breaking the building for no purpose. The construction collapsed around it. Behind me, the fire infected the other ruined building, and the timbers and stone burned, stinking of disease.

The dragon’s head pushed aside stony fragments, leaking flames, and dribbling spittle. Its blood and fluids stank of acid.

I ran up a side of the building that hadn’t yet settled and spoke no words. The beast heard me coming, but its eyes didn’t quite work, It jerked its head sideways, trying to spot its target, and sulfurous yellow fire mixed with the vile green. It saw me when I caught the brow ridge, levered myself into position over its eye, and grabbed a chunk of broken rebar.

The dragon blinked. I spoke Ojhast, Thunder’s Lovesong, and stabbed it through the eyelid. White lightning grounded through its brain stem, its fluids, and down into the ruined frame of the building. More flowed through my arm, body, and out my feet, taking a thousand pathways like a river-mouth to the sea. Spasms threw me sideways. I hit the rubble, rolled, and crashed to the dirt of Hasso’s lane under an avalanche of building rubble and utterly destroyed food.

I drifted toward unconsciousness, but if I fell asleep now, I would die.

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Twilight in Heaven: Chapter 23

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Chapter 23

A shadow the size of a building watched me from outside the forge light. Hasso’s body and those of his slaughtered servants were long since gone. Sometime during my labors day had fallen into night, but the heavy overcast had let the transition sneak past me. The furnace blazed merrily, building up immense heat, and the two ruined attempted-murder weapons were beginning to run like warm butter. I held the third sword, the Drowning Breath of Ogden, that I’d taken from the agent of Fate. The shadow had eyes of green, teeth like a fireplace grate, and its breath danced with foul, green flames.

I put down the smithing hammer, took a two-handed grip on the sword, and found my hands cramped. I shifted to a single-handed grip, but I didn’t know what to do with my other hand. I’m a bare-handed fighter by training and temperament, so I wanted to put my other hand up in a guard, but that seemed stupid. The sword should be the guard. For striking, should I punch or swing the blade? Both, I guessed.

The shadow moved sideways, away from the ruins of Hasso’s storeroom. The less threatening shadow of the storeroom bulged with it. Then the strange shadow stepped into the wide courtyard, and I saw it distinctly. It was a dragon.

But it was wrong.

Dragons are long, serpentine things. They swim through the air like fish. They’re elegant, fine, and graceful. This thing lumbered. It had big, heavy shoulders on stout legs with broad claws like shovels. Its body resembled an elephant’s but didn’t rest on its legs; it hung from its shoulders. The triangular head swiveled on a thick neck, more like a rodent’s than a snake’s. Its tail flopped and lashed behind it, lying still mostly, thrashing sometimes. The whole critter looked incorrect.
“Hello, mortal man,” it said, and its voice was even worse. It was full of malice, cruelty, and greed, and the hairs rose on my neck and arms.
This thing must die, Kog. You need a sword that can kill it.

“Don’t listen to the sword. Listen to me, delightful person.”

Kill it now, Kog.

“Hush, toothpick.”

I jerked my head from beast to blade, because suddenly I could hear the sword talking and a whole bunch of things I hadn’t known I hadn’t known made way too much sense. But the hesitation was an opening, the dragon took it, and the beast charged across the courtyard and struck through the forge door.

It struck like a ferret, I dodged sideways, its squat shoulders slammed against the door frame, and the thick head swung sideways to bite at me. I ran towards it, climbing up one of the small woodpiles inside the furnace, and got to about its ear level where I was behind its jaws. This made the beast retreat to get an attacking angle, but that pulled its head outside the room. It smashed sideways, trying to bite with the side of its mouth. The door frame shuddered. Bits of brick and mortar fell. I climbed up the woodpile and wedged myself into the corner of wall and ceiling. The heavy, green eye followed me, and the critter retreated.

For a moment the room was quiet except for the blaze of the furnace. Fire is a lot louder than I ever expect.

“You didn’t attack!” yelled the sword, and it wasn’t me thinking! The sword was talking to me! “Kog, kill the dragon! Stab!”

It was silent and it was inside my head, but the sword was yelling. The dragon burst through the wall.

The beast smashed brick and stone, but Hasso had reinforced his walls with steel frames. Part of the building folded down, throwing me with it. I hit the ground, bricks hit me, and the dragon’s jaws snapped above my head, grabbing rafters and pulling down the ceiling. The building groaned.

It snapped, snapped again, and twisted its head. It couldn’t really see down without turning its head. I dove for another woodpile.

The dragon pulled back and appeared in the doorway again. This time it didn’t stick its snout in. It pointed its head sideways to the door so it could peer in with one eye. Between us the furnace blazed. I had hid by the back wall, while the woodpile wasn’t perfect cover, there was a lot of brilliant furnace-light between us. The dragon cocked its head up and down. It looked up at the hole it had smashed in the wall and tried to figure out if I was up there. It shuffled around outside to get a look with both eyes, but then it had to pull back even further.

The sword whispered about murder, murder, murder. Against a dragon, it seemed like it had a point. While charging the dragon would take me straight into its jaws, there was that big, beautiful hole in the wall over its head.

I grabbed a handful of wood dust, tossed it, and screamed, “Obesis!”

Running up the stairway of dust motes while the echoes of the word still hung in the air, I passed right before the open doorway. The dragon darted in to strike, but I shot through the wall while the dragon’s round shoulders slammed into door frame. I had an instant of a beautiful opening on its head before the beast unfurled its wings. The left one hit me in the guts, knocked the sword away, and trapped me against the wall.

I spoke Raln, and all things were blades, even my hand. I cut its bat-like wing from bones to edge.

The dragon tore itself out of the building and took half the wall with it. Hasso’s steel reinforcements screamed and rent. Bricks fell on the forge. I dove for the sword, artlessly dodged a shovel-like claw, and the dragon’s head swung around again. It bathed the ground in fire but aimed too low, entangled by the skin of the breaking building. Dragon-fire blasted courtyard stone, old metal fragments, and bits of plumbing. The forge fires turned green and evil as dragon-fire infected them. I got the sword.

“Obesis!” and I ran across ripples of searing heat as dragon fire burned the courtyard. The dragon lost me when I went up, and I landed on its head with the Drowning Breath of Ogden. The sword bit dragon-skull to the hilt.

The creature screamed, jerked sideways, and threw me. I tried to lobotomize it on exit. On hitting the wall I muffed the landing, but the beast couldn’t capitalize. It stumbled backwards, spasming, and from its skull poured green fire and black blood. The creature shrieked. Its skull hung open and soft tissue jiggled. I thought of a cracked egg with the yolk not yet poured into the frying pan.

But the dragon was not yet dead.

It lumbered backwards. I got up.

I’d hit something in that fall. I had no idea what. My right leg wouldn’t hold my weight. After standing for a moment, it buckled underneath, and I’d slumped against a wall like a drunk. I flipped the sword to my off hand, between the beast and me, and pushed myself off the wall with my right. The blade dripped with dragon blood, sizzled with dragon fire, and started talking.

“Finally, you blister, you’re getting work done,” said the sword.

“The filth can you talk!?” I yelled.

“I’ve been talking to you for days. Why are you so surprised?”

“Because…” I had no idea what to say. “Death!”

And the dragon whispered, “Come now, mortal man. Lay down the sword, and let us speak as living beings.”

“And death upon you too!” I yelled at the dragon and most-definitely, absolutely, positively, DID NOT lay down the sword.

I had cut open the dragon’s head. Part of its skull was missing on the left side, and another part was flopping around. I must have missed the brain but had come close. The dragon sidled sideways to face me while protecting its wound. One huge, green eye stayed on me. Flame escaped its snake-lips every time it spoke. Between us Hasso’s courtyard burned, and the dragon stood back, leaning against the wall of the supply yard.

“No, no, no, mortal man. Do not listen to the sword. I mean you no harm.”

“The sickness you don’t!” I said.

“I only want us to be friends,” said the dragon.

“Kog, it’s lying.”

“Of course its lying– you, shut up!” I said to the sword.

“Kog. It called you that before,” said the dragon. It smiled. “Ah Kog. I know you now. Koru has spoken of you. I hate him too. Put down the sword, let us be friends, and we will work Koru’s destruction.”

Its voice bubbled and sparked. Soft consonants flowed, hard ones popped. Flame licked out of its wounds, and the beast winced. Then it smiled. “Friend.”

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Twilight in Heaven: Chapter 22

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Chapter 22

Each log of firewood had been carved with ancient runes. They burned white, blue, and green. The dragonwood smelled strangely sweet. I heaved a good number of logs in, and the little licks of flame started crawling upward.

The last time I’d been here, to commission the swords I was now destroying, the fires had taken a long time to build. The heat needed to get into the stones of the furnace so it baked the ingots from all sides. They caught fairly quickly, but instead of roaring in flame, they smoldered. So I threw more logs on the first, and the fire climbed slowly. It was like little red ivy doing a century’s work in hours, but those hours were a long, long time.

I searched the forge and found Hasso’s assistants. They’d come to the same end as Hasso. He’d been beaten to pieces that bore the marks of knuckles and hands. His parts were still frozen. Once the fire got going, I threw them in. The furnace burned too hot to smell anything but wood and magic, for which I was immensely grateful. After that I tried to think of something to do or say, but other than the monotheists, no one prays in general. Still, I cremated the dead in their own forge, and I didn’t think they’d invoke their last curses on me for it.

How had they come to this?

Hasso and his assistants had been Celestials of Androche’s lineage, distantly relate to Hoarfast. Androche’s son Coeus had left the family to take apprenticeship under the Clockwork Gods, and he had built himself a wife of gears. They had one hundred and forty three clicking, clanking children. Their children had married other Celestials, gods, and spirits as they could, or bred with them as they willed, and Hasso had had no gears or springs in him. When we’d met before, I’d thought he had oread blood in him. It was too late to figure out now.

It was too late to figure any of it out now. Who had they been? They’d all been related but not like an extended family. They had been a small company of Croeite Celestials, all cousins or uncles if you go back eight generations.

Who was I to talk? I’m human on my father’s side. We are all related if you go back seven generations. Ten generations would include the outliers, the kids who have kids at age 14.

My parents had been older.

I suddenly felt deeply uncomfortable and realized how much time was being wasted. I had three contraband swords here: two had been used for treason and one in defiance of Fate. I guessed that was treason too.

I’d been waiting for the forge to heat up for an hour, and I suddenly felt every past minute. The furnace was still not hot enough, but I had to do something. There was a small ledge inside one of the furnace doors, and I slipped the three blades inside. When the two replicas of All Things Ending went in, I felt relieved, but the Drowning Bream hissed when it went into the furnace. I felt a moment of terror that I’d cremated one of Hasso’s assistants alive, but that wasn’t true. They had been dead.

I didn’t want to think about my parents. I knew nothing of Hasso. I wondered how he and his kith had come to this ending. I wondered how Koru had come to this beginning. I knew that. I hadn’t been there for

it, but I’d been around when everything was still young enough that the stories weren’t stories, they were recriminations and apologies from yesterday. I ran back to the Drowning Breath of Ogden, which I had taken from an agent a Fate. The woman had said he was from the Bureau of Sanction, and that was a lie.

Fate didn’t tell anyone, but they had decommissioned the Bureau of Sanctions eight years ago, twenty years after the last revolt of the gods. The Forgotten Gods were dead, and it was illegal to remember their names. Sanctions were no longer required. Mallens said there would never be another insurrection, and I believed him.

Why would I think that given Koru’s hit on Mallens?

For a few reasons, the first being Koru wasn’t trying to overcome some great evil. He wasn’t a noble revolutionary. The King of Rats carried a grudge because his children couldn’t fly. He’d asked what right did the birds have to the air? Why were his children bound to the earth?

Mallens had said that because the birds could sing, they had wings. Laughing, the Lord of Creation offered to let Koru give his children that gift if he could teach them song. The King of Rats tried, but all he could grant his kin was thin squeaks. All of heaven had laughed at him, and Koru decided to kill the Lord of Creation.

When I’d gotten involved, I’d thought we were going to liberate the gods. I’d thought Koru meant to unbind Fate, let the gods make true decisions unbound by the ancient oaths. I’d thought the King of Rats would free all the gods so he could make his children fly. Koru had said that was the plan all along. And all along, it wasn’t.

What I’d realized too late was that he wasn’t trying to supplant Mallens for the good of the world. The other gods had laughed with their king, and Koru hated them too.

We’d never even made contact with Fate. Koru’s eldest son Jermaine had been supposed to look up the Name and Will, how the titans tied the gods to their destinies. Fate has the oath-rolls. That’s why they’d hired me. And we hadn’t.

First, Jermaine had said, ‘We need the weapons. We need herite swords, weapons sharp enough a mortal can wound the King of Creation.’

And we’d gotten them. I’d met the right people, carried the money, and taken blasphemous knives to Koru’s palace. True weapons only harm those within the wielder’s power. All Things Ending ignored the Mandate of Heaven for the Mandate of Death. Mallens himself had blessed Diadred so that his divine enemies could be removed.

Next we needed Mallens’s schedule. ‘We have to know where Mallens will be.’

So I found out, and I wish I had done something brilliant or sly. I didn’t. I listened.

Mallens told people what he did before, during and after doing it. If he went to appreciate a sunrise, he wanted a chorus along his walk, singing his praises. When he brought his wife of the day to his palaces, he wanted her to know how powerful he was. He wanted a crowd of spectators looking at her, and lest he feel jealous, a bigger crown looking at him. I sat by the Palace of Gold and Marble and let Mallens tell me where he was going to be. Then I told Jermaine.

And Jermaine said they would take the rolls of Creation’s Oaths from Fate in two weeks, but an opportunity appeared so they went early.

But Koru didn’t mean to save the world. He didn’t mean to let the gods make their own decisions. The only time someone tried, the Insurrection of the Forgotten Gods had failed before I was born, and officially it was dark treachery. But they carried a torch against the titans. They died trying to burn the oath-rolls. They dared greatly and risked everything, and if they failed, they failed in hidden glory. They died for something.

The world didn’t have that any more. Koru was just an angry old god who hated everyone who’d laughed at him, so he hired a bunch of assassins to get his revenge.

I put down the hammer. I startled to see it.

I’d been fiddle-smithing one of the swords, and it was now an unrecognizable hunk of iron. It felt terrible to see well made weaponry destroyed, but that had been my intent. Hasso’s maker’s mark was gone. Hasso was gone. I put that sword back on an ingot mold and took out the next one. Two heavy strikes, and it was no longer a masterwork sword. Ten more, and it was recognizable iron. I set about unmaking it.

Hasso and his work were vanishing in his furnace. He and his assistants were already gone. The furnace roared with flame. Old logs popped. They hissed, and crimson and orange flames climbed to the chimneys. The old runes burned long after the logs had turned to gray ash, and hints of runic letters in green and gold peered around drifts of soot.

I’d sought Hasso out without asking about him because I’d known of Hasso long before I’d gotten involved with Koru. Hasso would make anything for anyone, a black-market crafter in Hyperion. He was wise, sly, stupid, and vain. He’d been a famous black-market crafter who’d put a maker’s mark on a forgery of Death’s All Things Ending. I had brought him to this, and yet I felt like I should feel more guilty than I did. He was a famous black-market smith. This was always his fate.

I’d ruined the second sword now. It was twisted metal. I could see the remnants of the saber by looking for it, but maybe I was seeing what I wanted to find. The heretical gods of memory Baader and Meinhof were preying on me. A row of ingot molds sat on the shelf inside the furnace door, so I put this one by the other.

I took the Drowning Breath from the furnace with long tongs. The furnace’s roar sank to a quiet rumble. The sword wasn’t that hot. It must not have been far enough into the flame. I tested the handle gingerly, then picked the blade up and swung it a few times.

This was a good sword. It killed things.

But I had nothing to kill, and once this job was done, all ties from me to Koru would have vanished. The Drowning Breath tied me to my last little bit of treason. The smart move was to unmake it now.

Some strange urge pulled my eyes to the doorway, and outside the courtyard of Hasso’s smithy I saw a large shadow. It stood so still I almost thought it was a building, but buildings don’t have eyes of green, nor mouths of burning teeth. Its mouth flickered like torchlight dancing between columns.

I stared at the shadow, and the shadow looked back at me.

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