Thanksgiving 2

Like Sauron revealing himself after Aragorn holds the Palantir, evil has awoken. Christmas music has arrived.

Don’t tell me to calm down; I’m being dramatic.

So Merry Incipient Christmas to everyone, even King Soopers who has terrible shopping carts that lock up before you get to your car. Like the orcs carrying Merry and Pippin, I carried my packages across the plains before I ate them.

I guess I’m an orc in that analogy, but:
A) I’m a cool orc, an Uruk Hai.
B) Let’s be honest, this whole analogy is falling apart and sinking.

Like Númenor.

Paperwork

If an objective third party observed my difficulties at school and rendered judgement, “You do paperwork badly,” I wouldn’t be able to argue. I don’t think that’s the case, but I’m not looking for that fight.

‘Like the school. I hope I filled out all my forms right.

Mara

I’m thinking about recording Mara, but she’s a female 1st-person POV narrator. She’s also five. That might be kinda weird.

I was thinking about writing a sequel where Hector is the narrator. The pro is that he would be a male narrator, so obviously me reading might make a little more sense. But I’m, still, a thirty something, so reading as a 5/6 year old is probably way more significant than anything else.

News Comparison

Another good comparison is Bloomberg’s story on Michael Tubbs and the WSJ’s op-ed on the same election.

A few things stand out:

1) They don’t talk about the same events. The Bloomberg article focuses on blogs and blog coverage; the Journal talks about crime and homelessness rates. The Journal doesn’t even discuss the blogs Bloomberg addresses, and the incident rates the WSJ focuses on are a vague aftermention in Bloomberg.

2) Sarah Holder of Bloomberg wrote a much more in-depth article. The Journal editorial staff knocked out a 1 page op-ed.

3) Sarah Holder mentions Lincoln is black and Latino towards the end and leads with a picture of Tubbs. WSJ runs a similar lead and mentions Tubbs became the first black mayor, and youngest Stockton mayor ever, in the second paragraph. WSJ mentions Lincoln’s race and background a few paragraphs later. Those points are closer than in the Bloomberg story, but the article itself is much shorter.

4) I’m not sure if Bloombrg’s Citylab claims to be journalism or opinion. WSJ’s Opinion page is obviously opinion. I read each article as an argument in support of a clear thesis, the thesis largely to be expected from the partisan side associated.

I think this is a clear example that the different sides just don’t see the same world. They’re looking at tangential realities, ‘branes, or elemental planes that only rarely intersect.

December

I am so looking forward to being able to work on the Nine again. Corwin’s gonna shank someone. Random goes stress-bald. Vialle and Julian feud over the table settings. Fiona gets a boyfriend. All this and more when I’m done with my homework!

At least one of those is a lie, and at least one isn’t.

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DU keeps serving what they call ‘chicken carnitas’ or ‘turkey carnitas.’

I don’t want to offend so I don’t say anything, but sometimes if it’s a Spanish-speaker serving when I order ‘chicken carnitas’, they look at me sideways.

Look, you work here! Don’t give me that. It’s your sign!

They spice it up really well, so I’m happy.

A couple of thoughts on hypothetical measurement

Weather is the day to day state of meteorological conditions. Climate is the statistics thereof.

Say you want to know how much you weigh. You might weigh yourself on a bathroom scale. You’ll get a number. That’s like the weather.

But if you do this, you’ll notice your weight changes throughout the day. If you want to get an idea of what’s going on, you should weigh yourself regularly in the same situation. An often passed around bit of advice is weigh yourself in the morning before a shower (if you’re a morning showerer, etc.). That way your hair isn’t wet, you’re consistently dehydrated, and the weight will be comparable. The long term trends in these weights are similar to climate.

But if you weigh yourself sixty times in the hour after eating Thanksgiving Dinner, you’re not getting better numbers than the sixty weights over sixty days that preceded Thanksgiving. You are, at best, getting good data for that moment, but not data well comparable to two months. If you weigh yourself every minute every day for another sixty days, those data sets can be compared well. One must do some manipulation to compensate for the morning weighing being probably a daily low-weight average, whereas the weigh-every-minute data points will average higher.

In climate studies, the doing of this, comparing a weigh-every-minute data set to the weigh-once-a-morning-before-shower data set, gave rise to the corrections incorporated into the hockey-stick graph. But comparisons between weigh-every-minute data sets and weigh-every-second data sets do not. This is because one’s weight does vary over the course of a day, it doesn’t vary much over the course of a second.

What’s really happening is that now we’re in a take-a-billion-measurements-a-second climate data set, and we’re comparing it to last decade’s take-a-million-measurements-a-second data set. It’s a different set of correction issues.

I remember once talking climate studies with some climate-change skeptics, and they brought up the solar cycle. The solar cycle is a real thing. It’s absolutely there. Its got a 11 year period, and it falls right out of the data. It does exist.

But if you look across decades, plural, you’ve got repeated solar cycles. And those are like multiple days in our earlier body-weight analogy. Yes, gaining body weight across the day isn’t an indicator of gaining body weight due to health decisions. But gaining body weight across many days, and the morning weighings trending consistently up, is.

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On a very different but closely related thought, suppose we measure something. We compare that measurement to some criteria.

If we measure humankind’s contribution to the wildfires, and we measure above two units, our first criteria indicates humankind is contributing to causing wildires. If we measure ten units, our criteria indicates humankind is the sole cause of wildfires.

We measure four units.

That would indicate humankind is doing something, and depending on accuracy, precision, yadda yadda, that might be a comfortable margin to be sure we aren’t getting measuring error. We can safely conclude that humankind is contributing to wildfire incidence.

But we didn’t measure above ten, and commensurate with those same limitations of accuracy, precision, and the yaddas, we cannot claim this study supports the notion that humankind is the sole cause of wildfires.

We measured four. Not one, not eleven, not something else. We got what we got.