Thanksgiving 2

Like Sauron revealing himself after Aragorn holds the Palantir, evil has awoken. Christmas music has arrived.

Don’t tell me to calm down; I’m being dramatic.

So Merry Incipient Christmas to everyone, even King Soopers who has terrible shopping carts that lock up before you get to your car. Like the orcs carrying Merry and Pippin, I carried my packages across the plains before I ate them.

I guess I’m an orc in that analogy, but:
A) I’m a cool orc, an Uruk Hai.
B) Let’s be honest, this whole analogy is falling apart and sinking.

Like Númenor.

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