I have purchased my parents’ Christmas present* from Deiter’s Chocolates.
I am extremely hungry. Their present is in mortal danger.
My parents may get socks**.
*They get one box, but there’s a lot of stuff in there. That way it’s their fight over who gets what, not mine.
**Then they both get socks, and they don’t fight over them. Isn’t that the true spirit of Christmas? I’m taking one for the season, here.