Flu Shot

I’ve just gotten a flu shot a couple days ago, and now my entire shoulder is sore. Specifically the lateral deltoid, the muscle I got the shot in, hurts with the ache centered on the injection site, but there’s a hint of aching all over that shoulder. This is a listed side-effect, and the paper says contact a doctor if it doesn’t go away in a few days. The paper says there’s nothing to worry about.

However I know the truth: I have Elephant Man Disease.

It’s unrelated to the shot. They just happened to coincide in timing! This is it: my doom. Goodbye cruel world; you’re getting so dark.