Friend texts me: Matt, I told another friend of ours that you’re ready to run a game about goblins.

There had been no previous discussion about me running a game or goblins.

I replied, What? You think I’ve got goblins ready to go? Like my brain is just full of goblins, ready to burst out?

Friend: I said what I said.

Me: Of course. Schedule a date. I’m ready.