I only mean to brag a little, but I am one of the great circuit board destroyers of all time.

If you’ve got a circuit board, I can break it.

I don’t even have to try. It comes naturally. If you think you have a circuit board that’s completely idiot proof, I am the better idiot. If a circuit board is marked unbreakable, it has not yet been tested against me. I can break things in new and imaginative styles. I can break a two-component board in more than three ways. I’m frankly astounding. Be amazed.

In an unrelated note, I design circuits for a living. Results are mixed.

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