For dragon enthusiasts
Every time I write something in all caps and italics, I want you to read it as if I leaned way forward and stared at you with an are-you-getting-this expression. Not necessarily yelling, but maybe a little too enthuastically loud. If we had that conversation in a library, the strict librarian would shush me loudly, but the friendly librarian would roll her eyes.
“You don’t want burritos?” loud.
Pirelli is an Italian tire company. They make great tires.
But they’re also really dramatic. One of their tires is called the ‘Night Dragon’ which I love. You don’t find that with American companies. We might name something after animals, but it would be some real animal, moose or wolverine or something, or possibly snails or barnacles or some other grippy animal.
Not for Pirelli. The Night Dragon! Because Dragon!
I approve.