There is a strong inverse correlation between the number of goats sacrificed to elder gods and frequency of compile-time errors. r pretty close to -1. Just saying.
Frau Blücher
[Sad Deranged Neighing]
Hector and the Fairy Godbear
I really like writing the kids because I can get super melodramatic. It doesn’t come across as being absurd; it’s just childish.
The narrator is now six.
I have had people complain the children are too childish.
“Mr Miller, these kids need to calm down!”
“Sir/Ma’am, have you ever met an excited six-year-old?”